SQUONK is a woodland creature whose big thing is that it’s ugly. Well, it’s not so much that it’s ugly, but that it THINKS it’s ugly and is way self-conscious about it. They’re short and fat, and they have too much skin, and they’re covered in warts. They’ll get depressed about how ugly they are and start to cry. They’ll cry and cry and dissolve themselves in their own tears. They’re hard to catch, because if they’re spotted, they think, “Oh no! Someone’s seen my ugliness!” and immediately cry until they’re dissolved. You can follow a squonk’s trail of tears, but it’ll only end in a puddle where the creature has dissolved. And even if you can catch a squonk, it’ll cry and dissolve in your squonk-satchel.